MESSAGE FROM THE TOWER

9.10.11

MEAT DRAW TONIGHT!

TONIGHT'S MEAT DRAW is a ROLLOVER!!! So don't forget to have your buzz-buttons ready at 5 and 4 gov clock to win a range of succulent cuts! Previous lucky winner, Mr Oolk of chalet 74, Ksssp Parish, is seen here clutching his prize, two prime sausi-fingers (a delicious mix of thigh, oatmeal, man-lemon and dander-herb). Mr Oolk correctly answered the griddle-riddle, 'Where on the human body is the buddy-cleft?'.