MESSAGE FROM THE TOWER

11.8.10

DEATH MUGS

Death Mugs are Jinsy’s way of saying goodbye to a resident and hello to a useful domestic drinking vessel. The Death Mug is 44 parts clay and 31 parts corpse's bone ash. We're not sure what the other parts are - but Mrs TrenFenter of chalet 393 has suggested it could be someone’s bubbly personality. Which is a nice thought but probably bollets. You can drink liquids of up to 22 philipeters, that’s about the same temperature as a grit-sausage taken from the grill and placed on a shelf for 1,2,3,4. That’s it. Or simply util-use your mugs as decoratey objays. Once the mugs have been fired, they’re transported by bump-wagon to Baphamper's Muggery, where they’re glazed with gay abandon, and painted by abandoned gays.