BIRTH VEG - SUSAN FELLA

‘Susans’ are extraordinarily neat and well ordered, to the point of utter frustration to every other veg-sign. Everything has to be labelled or put in a jar or a drawer or something. I mean, life’s too short. But try telling that to these insular, pedantic so-and-so’s. On the positive side, they have no regard for personal hygiene or sense of fashion. Birth material: sacking. Birthbird: tiny-skinny-mud-wader.