BIRTH VEG - SCUP

‘Scuppers’ have spiky, unmanageable hair (or are completely bald) and thick, pock-marked, spotty skins, resistant to crèmes or preparations. They have vacant, starey eyes and sniff throughout conversations. They’re hard to get through to (unless you write it down) and fiercely stubborn, especially when it comes to board games. Favourite items include: curtains, novelty doorstops, most handles. Birthstone: garkite.