BIRTH VEG - MARSH MELON

‘Marshies’ are fat and cuddly with rich fruity laughs. They often have problems with facial or body hair and, due to high propensities of perspiration, their hands stick to things (such as mugs). They enjoy bright colours, circuses and lying on soft furnishings. Skills include sleeping, cat-naps and criticizing other people. They usually have deep, lustrous eyes but are let down by fat, misshapen lips – that distract you from the area of eye-beauty. Favourite sensation: sinking toes into mud.